Too Lemony Too Salty Dressing

After 100 years of marriage I finally made a dressing that made E's heart swell.

6 anchovies mashed up

1 big clove garlic mashed up

Mash the anchovies and garlic together

Mix in a little country mustard

Mix in a little Worshteshire Sauce

Too much fresh ground pepper

Add too much lemon

And don't add enough olive oil

Toss with butter leaf lettuce.